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scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.
Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.
by nsheezy April 20, 2009
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scotch goose

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it
by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009
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Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
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german scotch

A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women
he was a german scotch at the party last night
by Swagmoneygetitright December 14, 2014
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ear scotch

something deeply warming and soothing to listen to.
The new Leonard Cohen album, is wonderful, its like a belt of fine ear scotch!
by adric September 21, 2016
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scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.
on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*
by 666thedevil October 16, 2018
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Scotch fillet

When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.
by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018
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