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Scotch Marks

by FionaaP October 28, 2009
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Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020
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Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
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scotch goose

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it
by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009
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Scotch

when your a full blown fucking retard and decide to rip off, set up, rought anyone type of shit you will be scotched.

A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.

hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
"Fuck that cunt he owes 10s of thousands and wants to fuckin brag about a big wad of cash, scotch him"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
by Harmony Mills October 19, 2022
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Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1
There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet
by Bigcid March 21, 2020
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cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021
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