Saturday soup selfie

A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #

A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie

by Saturday soup selfie November 02, 2019

Saturday night plague

A post-1980's discotheque.

Jack: Hey Mark, wanna go to the disco?

Mark: Dude, Jack, it's freaking 2007. That place's a Saturday night plague and has been for at least 17 years.

by Mr. Pie June 23, 2007

Bismarck Saturday Night

Masturbating while deficating.

I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003

Saturday morning shit

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005

No Screw Up Saturday

On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.

"heyy gusy whats up"

"It's No Screw Up Saturday, you can not misspell words." **gets muted**

by OfficialDefintionGuy March 13, 2021

saturday night live

A great skit comedy show that started in 1975 and is on today. It was hilarious up until 2000 or so when the comedy just became dull. Alot of great actors and comedians got famous through SNL; Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Jay Mohr, Billy Murray, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Tim Meadows, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd and more.

Boy I remember the good ole' days staying up to watch SNL, now I can't stand the sight of Jimmy Fallon.

by Oz January 21, 2005