When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.
by KRock789 October 20, 2014

Sasquatch: Totally "Sasquatch" meaning "cool" or better than "cool"
..Saying "cool" is un-Saquatch of you...
..Saying "cool" is un-Saquatch of you...
by UnkleMike1985 April 7, 2009

One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.
by NipplesMcGee June 30, 2009

when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.
by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision
She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!
by Dan XL July 18, 2012
