sand dancing

The act of 'muscling in' on someone who is chatting to a member of the opposite sex. Generally happens at a bar. A friend of yours may be talking to an attractive person, you go up and start chatting with the two of them, shifting the whole dynamic of the conversation on to yourself. Chances are it will be your friend going home alone tonight.

Wow. That is some stunner Scott is chatting to. I must have her.

Out comes my bucket of sand. Scht scht scht scht.

Hi! Scott, who's this lovely lady?

by The Strut September 29, 2004

sand bomb

An old, used up whore, esp. in a city surrounded by desert, e.g. Las Vegas, Rena, Carson.

We threw that sand bomb onto the side of the highway once we were done with her.

by HotKanga70 September 29, 2007

Pound sand

To tell someone that what they want isn't going to happen. The concept of pounding sand is to do something pretty useless. You can hit sand all day long, it doesn't change at all. So by telling someone to "pound sand" you are telling them that they will never get their request.

The debt collecter threatened me but I told him to pound sand, that he wasn't going to get another dime out of me.

by Borrower February 4, 2013

Sand Dunes

Another form of "send nudes"

Hey I've fixed my snapchat so you can send me all of your sand dunes.

by Xov123 July 24, 2017

Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018

Sand-a-Vaganosis

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

by A Dog November 16, 2007

Sand in the V

A phrase denoting an angry, crabby, grumpy female; The letter "V" denotes "vagina".

Barry "What's wrong with her today, she on the rag or something?"

Joe "Who knows, she's always got sand in her V.

by Neo June 15, 2003