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samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.
Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it
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samonta

She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .
Samonta thick thick .
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samsung ringtone

a samsung ring tone is very nice for a history teacher and they like to interrupt history class, and get innocent girls in trouble, and they still love their phones. this normally happens in grade 6 it is part of puberty.
"I love your samsung ringtone, but detention for you for interrupting the class"
by Lilly___23143tbvx February 6, 2020
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samona syndrome

when a player in league of legends pick a troll pick in one for all's game mode and ruin's the whole squad's vibe
oh look he picked janna its the samona syndrome
by mk_yousif April 7, 2021
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Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.
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samsungfridgenotfound

the nicest and prettiest mcyt/gnfer tiktoker ever
wow, i love samsungfridgenotfound so much!
by bonk2 July 9, 2021
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Samron

Samron is the most handsome guy you will ever meet. He is so kind and cares about others.
If you are lucky enough to have a Samron in you life, don’t ever let him go.
Boy: who is that guy over there?
Girl: That is my Samron!
Boy: Ah wow!
by Oni November 25, 2021
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