What Anthony Fauci is not
by Sexydimma January 29, 2022
Get the Saint Faucimug. Is the patron Saint of masturbators
by Highness January 13, 2021
Get the Saint Timothymug. The best fucking and most underrated band in existence, who's songs you have to listen to twice to actually like. Almost all of their songs are on YouTube.
by Maxter084 August 17, 2022
Get the Saint Motelmug. An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
by Dinkum February 27, 2014
Get the Saint Sebastianmug. St. Cloud, Minnesota is just another dreary little town no one cares about that just happens to be infested with Muslims. Half the kids in the schools here are Muslim. And they walk around acting like they are better than everyone. The other half thinks they own everything so they walk around like they have corn chips shoved up their butts. They like to pretend they’re rich and perfect and that maybe their lives will go somewhere, when really they’re just as plain and middleclass as the rest of us.
by Ema Jay July 31, 2009
Get the Saint Cloudmug. An event involving completely shaving one's head, be it to support a cure for cancer or just for the lulz. It takes place around the time of Saint Pat's day.
Can also be used as a verb.
Can also be used as a verb.
I plan to shave my head for Saint Baldrick's Day.
or
Johnny: Dude, I just Saint Baldricks'd!
Gaby: I'm gonna miss your epic hair...
or
Johnny: Dude, I just Saint Baldricks'd!
Gaby: I'm gonna miss your epic hair...
by ChingChongPotato March 11, 2010
Get the Saint Baldrick'smug. saint teresas aka wana-beslags, were discovered early last year. they are fine at first but then as you get to know them they become
-irritating
-immature
-and giggle to much.
-irritating
-immature
-and giggle to much.
by sheezy June 9, 2004
Get the Saint teresasmug.