route 28

Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...

Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.

by DMVking August 30, 2016

Route-44 Gluck

giving head in a sonic drive in

“I am going to give Peter the Route-44 Gluck for taking me to Sonic.”

by cleaningdoritos October 16, 2022

Lobo route

Taking the day path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 13, 2023

weird route

The thing you do when that fucking bird that you hate is on screen for too long in a video game where you dealt a ruinous blow of ice towards this bird

person 1: Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a weird route right now.
person 2: Say that again?

by nikomega August 14, 2025

blunt route

when you drive around town smokin blunts

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.

by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022

Sshwendy route

moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

Bro just did a sshwendy route

by Mogi badogi January 29, 2022

route 36

A very scenic, rural, state maintained,route running north/south through western New York. There are an assortment of cattle/dairy farms along the route. Also, be advised, one dairy processing plant on the west side of Arkport.

While taking a scenic drive down route 36 one pleasant summer day we encountered much agrifume as we passed through Arkport New York.

by gotham city bankster February 7, 2015