Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

sink ring

The line of water/soap that forms on clothing after leaning against a sink.

1: Dude, you're late! What happened?
2: Sorry, I went for a last-minute shave and my new shirt got ruined.
1: Sink ring again?
2: Sink ring. Again.

by pudding-or-mayonnaise September 19, 2012

Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.

"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"

by TheKidDynamite October 28, 2009

Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.

Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.

by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011

Ratchet Ring

The circle that is made when socially undesirable people gather around a bonfire while drinking, smoking and using profanity, usually in the presence of children, while in public view of others.

Carey: Hey Tommy, did you see the ratchet ring assembling over at Darlene's house for tonight's ratchet party? Tommy: Im sure only the finest will be in attendance.

by Tennessee Shine July 8, 2015

Ring Nicker

A sharp object in your shit.

You are having a shit and something in the shit scratches your ring. Thats called a ring nicker.

by Derilyn June 30, 2009

jimmy ring

A ring-shaped sex toy that is placed around the penis for sexual pleasure.

Someone jacked my jimmy ring!

by Bone-Ins April 25, 2011