Rigo Gonzalez

A sexxy Guy I've had a crush on forever that lives in Royse city, TX.
All my friends thinks he's so cute and sexxy, i have a homegirl that had sex with him and she said his dick is super big,
OMG I wanna get fucked by Rigo Gonzalez so bad<3

Girl #1: Heyy, look here comes Rigo Gonzalez
Girl #2: I know, that sexxy Mexican!
Girl #1: lets ask him to have a 3-some?
Girl#2: okay!!<3

by Iloverigogonzalezforever<3 October 12, 2011

RIDONKULOUS

EPIC RIDICULOUSNESS....RIDICULOUS TO THE TENTH POWER...

LADY GAGAS HAIR IS RIDONKULOUS..

THE FACT THAT GEORGE BUSH CANNOT PRONOUNCE NUCLEAR IS RIDONKULOUS

by BESONADRI April 2, 2010

Rigo

Rookie;

Wow, Rigo.

by Inwonderland2893 August 9, 2012

Ridonkulous

A combination of the words "ridiculous" and "donkey", used when one wants to describe something as being ridiculous while sounding like a jackass.

Sometimes abbreviated into the equally retarded form: "redonk"

In both cases, the speaker often puts excessive emphasis on the 2nd syllable.

"OMG! Those sales yesterday were so riDONKulous!"

"Yeah, I know, it's so reDONK!"

by Urban Dex December 29, 2009

rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007

RiDONKulous

used to describe something that is completely out of control - most commonly used when refering to things being outrageously hilarious

Man, that shirt is riDONKulous = that shirt is crazy!

I feel like, if I was lost, I wouldn't be able to find myself, and that would be riDONKulous = I have no idea what my drunk ass is saying and that is just crazy!

by Shar and Emmers November 29, 2004

Rigoberto

Horny dude with a mayonnaise on toe fetish

Man ive been so horny i think ive been becoming a rigoberto

by Krqbby April 13, 2019