rhode island

This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.

Rhode Island
Providence

by RI_Citizen January 30, 2009

Rhode Island Roulette

the act of smoking a cigarette to the filter and seeing if the ember falls onto you.

john: how'd you get that burn?
zeek: i was playing Rhode Island Roulette

by booboo____kittyfuck November 20, 2011

Rhode Island Octopus

The act of physically pleasuring 8 beings at once while on a boat. Two with your toes, two on each hand, one on your dick, and one on your face.

Instead of a gift for my 12th birthday, my family took me out on our boat in Newport and gave me a Rhode Island Octopus.

by DaddyOrange September 25, 2017

Rhode Island

1. A great state to leave 2. A half baked political experiment gone horribly awry 3. A good state to drink and drive (even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns and the cops don't care unless you actually hit something and they actually have to work) 4. A textbook example of how to destroy (or privatize)otherwise beautiful and picturesque coastal property 5.On the upside, it's a great place to find an amazing variety of good food at any hour of the day or night, if you know where to go

I,m so glad I finally left Rhode Island after all these years, although it's midnight and I could sure go for a lobster.

by Fritay June 6, 2007

rhodes scholar

Person who attends Oxford and then plays for the NFL.

Myron Rolle was a beast at Oxford, now he's gonna rhodes scholar all over the other team's ass.

by johnnyBgood! February 12, 2010

rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

by garden life December 9, 2008

Rhode Island

1) Hell

2) A trap.

3) A black hole.

1) Person 1: I'm going to hell.
Person 2: Dude what'd you do to have to go to Rhode Island?

2) Oh no! We're in Providence! It's a trap!

3) Person 1: We're gonna be stuck here for the rest of our lives.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because we're in Rhode Island...

by Yamlicious October 25, 2010