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retard

Disclaimer: Mental retardation is a MEDICAL term. The term "retard" DOES NOT refer to those people who've actually been diagnosed by a medical professional (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders or DSM IV) as being "mentally retarded."

(n.) 1. One who isn't diagnosed with mental retardation, but regardless, he/she WILLFULLY REFUSES 1) to act with basic common sense, 2) to display even the most basic form of intelligence, 3) to use logic and reason, 4) to read (quite useful for learning), 5) to speak in coherent sentences.

2. Synonym for Palin and/or maverick.
Anyone who thinks Africa is a country is a retard.

Anyone who believes they can see any part of Russia from Juneau or Wasilla, Alaska is a retard.

Anyone who says the US Vice-President is "in charge of the US Senate" is a retard.

Anyone who would vote for such a person who does the above is a fucking retard.
by GuidorffTheBiscuitKing February 4, 2010
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Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results
Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.
by Highland Piper February 25, 2010
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Retard

How my friends call Lukas the tard
Lukas nx retardas blt
by Nan1 March 10, 2019
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retarded

you
by lifebeater420 August 8, 2020
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Retard

Lorcan is a retard
by Biggppmany May 24, 2022
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Retard

This person reading this is a retard
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Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.
Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.
by atomic07 May 8, 2019
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