Basically,hear me out,reddit is the heaven of depressive people,damn nibbers.

A:I use reddit.
B:*kneels*Oh,people!God came from the sky once again!
People:*pray*
Trump:*dies*
Nigga:what

reddit by protestucatto November 16, 2019

Reddit Is an acid trip with many subreddits to tend to your needs

Zoomer: "Duude, I saw some Spongebob hentai on Reddit"

Boomer: "Ew, you're grounded."

Zoomer: "Lol, okay boomer

Reddit by TortureDanxe69 January 5, 2020

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A place with dead memes. And the most boring people.

Have you seen that funny reddit post?

No, I'm not retarded sorry.

Reddit by Eggyptfive March 28, 2020

A platform where everybody hates on everyone and receives upvotes or downvotes. You can join different subreddits to see the content you want to. People using this app/website call themselves Redditors.

I use Reddit and have a lot of fake internet points

Reddit by star_wars_the _501st August 8, 2020

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A utopia of different types of shit.

For example, there is good shit, bad shit, ok shit, gay shit, fucked up shit, and lastly That little shit in the corner.

Reddit is basically a world full of weird people just like you with different fetishes/beliefs

Reddit by Fluflavour October 21, 2020

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The place where people who are only worth 0.30c live.

Reddit users are the least valuable of any social network-CNBC
Reddit only generates about 0.30c per user-CCN/Fox
Go join reddit you worthless biatch!-This bitch named Skylar Guizetti at my school. She's a bully.

Reddit by BakMakz November 28, 2020

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A website full of band kids that still think big Ching us and Pepe the frog is funny

Reddit kid: big Chungus

Normal person: your not funny

Reddit kid: your not poggers

Reddit by Funtime chungles December 5, 2020

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