Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.

"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."

Rectum roulette by whitelinens September 28, 2022

Rectum navigator 

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.

Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam

Rectum navigator by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

rectum sized keyboard 

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

rectum sized keyboard by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

Rectum Reload

A game somewhat related to Russian roulette, which involves 2 or more people inserting bullets in ones asshole and ruthlessly shitting it out at your target. You and your partner take turns reloading until someone is hit, and whoever is hit has to eat the bullet, along with all the shit.

Me and my buddy are playing Rectum Reload at the crib.

Rectum Reload by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Rectum Cycle 

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.

“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”

Rectum Cycle by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024

Rectum tangle

When two pink socks get tangled together

Damn, I can’t believe John and Billy both have prolapsed anus and somehow got tangled together.. well that’s a rectum tangle

Rectum tangle by Jerrrig93 February 13, 2026

Rectum fryer

Another word for a rectifier implying it’ll send high voltage dc current up your rectum

Dammit the rectum fryer is dead again

Rectum fryer by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 7, 2026