weed rapist

Someone who treats marijuana like alcohol, they have no respect for the plant and often are wanna be stoners, they refer to the smoking of the plant as blazing and talk with a ghetto accent, they also tend to call the plant SHIT, which pisses the hell out of me because it is far from it.
Dude, that kid Zach is such a weed rapist, he has absolutely no respect for marijuana man

Dude, stop being such a fucking weed rapist, pronounce it
wee-duh not whee, finish the word u peice of shit

Dude, smoke weed like a ritual, use it to inspire, maybe keep a peice of paper and a pencil in front of you, dont be a weed rapist
by Stray Cat Phizzle January 3, 2009
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Guitar Rapist

person owning a guitar, who claims to be able to play it, but cant actually.
Timmy: I play guitar!
Logan: really? me too!
Timmy: cool!
Logan: Let's hear!
Timmy ("playing" guitar): screee chhuiuou scraw!
Logan: what the hell was that?
Timmy: Louie Louie, wasnt it great?
Logan: you aren't a guitar player! you're a guitar rapist
Timmy: ouch...
by trash collector September 20, 2010
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Tennisball rapist

a person or peoples who throw tennis balls at you and miss while you are walking on the capital crescent trail
Girl 1:OMIGOD they are those tennisball rapists!
Girl 2: THey need to stop throwing balls at us
Girl 1: but they are sexi
by protectors April 6, 2010
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lighter rapist

someone who prefers and removes the safety and sticker that come with a Bic lighter.
"Hey, can you pass me your lighter?"

"No, i know what you are you lighter rapist"
by scuddles May 15, 2009
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Cane Rapist

One who dresses in an old timey way, ussually in a bowler derby hat, that looks like he is going to rape you.
"Did you see Joe at the party?"

"Yeah, he looked like a cane rapist in that bowler derby hat!"
by Starsmoker July 17, 2010
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Library Rapist

A seedy (usually old) man who lustfully peers between books and bookshelves in the dark corners of the library, whilst pushing around a squeaky trolley full of books. He works at the library voluntarily.

He has an uncanny ability to find shortcuts within the library in order to corner his prey.

He occasionally exposes himself.

Sometimes also known as a sexual predator.
Colin: "I need to go and get a few books from the library."
Sam: "Watch out mate, the library rapist works there on Tuesdays."
by Pairy Henus May 27, 2008
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