Rod Pasting

Gorilla-gluing your dick-hole shut.

I'd rather be rod pasting than playing Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! Infact I'd rather fucking staple my nutsack to the ceiling!

by CoatlessEskimo9 May 01, 2016

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Bionic Rod

Before his rendezvous with Keith, Gary Mcintosh always makes sure he's packing his Bionic Rod

by brian humphrey March 09, 2005

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The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 14, 2017

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1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.

When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.

by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003

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Thats a Phat Rod..A sweet ass whip....pussy magnet

by jhoutsider40 December 29, 2007

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A nickname given to A-Rod of the New York Yankees by Boston.

GO RED SOX!
who's your papi?

by Raych December 18, 2004

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A super hard on. The best a man can get.

Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!

by jarred retro April 26, 2008

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