tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013

Purse-Mule

A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse

My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.

by AyatollahofDietCola November 13, 2010

Beaver Purse

Another word for vagina.

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?

by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

sticky purse

Another meaning for female genitals

That girls skirt is so high you can see her sticky purse

by timebomb84 August 5, 2015

Change purse

A man's ball sack.

"I think those swim trunks ate too small, Tony. I can see your change purse!"

by Mymotherfucker247 February 14, 2018