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PROXY (software)

PROXY is a licensed software product made by PROXY Networks. Besides being utterly stupid to name any software "proxy" (more widely known as being something completely different in IT networking), the product still looks like it's from Windows 95 and handles more or less to that capacity.

It's complete crap
Idiot help desk tech: My IT shop uses PROXY (software) for remote connections to manage our infrastructure.

Network tech: Wait, why are you using a network proxy for something you need to access remotely?

Every other IT professional: PROXY sucks, use something... literally ANYTHING else.
by donotmicrowaveagain May 18, 2020
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Proxy Argument

Having an argument through a messenger.
So Sarah could say something to Steve than Steve says that to Iron Man than Iron Man gives a response to Steve, who then relays that to Sarah. Repeat to infinity.
After Iron Man killed Steve's dog, they got in a proxy argument through Sarah.
by TheLastLinguist June 4, 2024
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Hoe by Proxy

When you're not a hoe yourself, i.e you do not sell sex or sexual images of yourself, but someone else acquires your photos and sells them on your behalf.
Man, someone got a hold of those nudes I posted a while back and made an onlyfans with them! Guess that makes me a hoe by proxy.
by Jvk1166z February 6, 2024
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Proxy-sex

When an individual sends another person or device to perform sexual actions to the respective partner. During the intercourse the individual sends commands to the person or device to which said person/device performs.
"hey dude I had some proxy-sex"
"you mean e-sex?"
"No dude, proxy-sex"
by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025
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Nurse Proxy

“it” egirl. A real life embodiment of a pretty privilege. Gained recognision by cosplaying a school shooter and looking like an Effy Stonem and Belle Delphine love child. Lots of people want to be them, these people r normally pick me edgy cunts.
Person1:,,Wow, why is she trying so hard to be so weird and different?''

Person2:,,Idk man, I guess they just tryna be like Nurse Proxy''
by AutenticalRizzler July 4, 2024
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rizz by proxy

Needing help from your friends because you can’t flirt so you use their rizz by having them tell you what to say
“Yeah I had to help Sam text Cate so he used my rizz by proxy
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