Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.

Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise

by bigdogswag April 18, 2016

Man protein

The body fluid that ejects from the penis.

I suck his dick every morning for my daily intake of man protein.

by My god-87 August 14, 2016

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

provider of protein

semen has a lot of protein...

Pratt was shocked that his friend saved her boyfriend's name as 'provider of protein'.

by H slur May 11, 2022

Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 April 30, 2016

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018