Protein

Vaping device

Wanna try my protein?

by anonymous January 23, 2021

protein bag

A person.

Hey protein bag!

by Rennns October 3, 2020

Protein Bomb

A protein rich turd delivered by athletes who consume gargantuan amounts of protein in their diet

Sir Steven Redgrave is likely to release / drop a protein bomb after a hard days training.

by Bald Jar July 24, 2025

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019

Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.

Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.

by lolerlking September 20, 2018

Special Protein Shake

A beverage made from the cum of Gerald Wang while he thinks about his fantasies of cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Where are you getting your nutrition?"
"Oh, I drink my special protein shake once a day!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 16, 2018

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019