presumptouous

What Max said in stranger things and made everyone oof in their pants

"thats presumptouous of you "

by valerieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 7, 2018

Precumer

A precumer is a virgin who has started to masturbate after being in a relationship.

Jake has been in a relationship for 5 years and now decides to masturbate. That makes him a precumer

by virginboylookingforsex December 17, 2018

Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019

premium kade

The most leveled up guy named Kade of alltime on premium social networks.

Look at me I’m premium Kade n shit. Tits yea

by illwave October 1, 2019

prehumptuous

Definition #1

When either sex assumes that they will be getting some action later on in the date.

Definition #2

The act of rubbing one out pre-date under the premise of getting some action post-date and not wanting to disappoint sexually, therefore eliminating any chance for a second date

Dave: shall we take this back to my place or yours?!?
Tina: well that’s awfully Prehumptuous of you....

by Ak-Rider November 19, 2019

Premium Turtle Fuur

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.

My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...

by Dieder December 14, 2019

Preument

planning or scripting an argument with someone before it happens.

Simin was about to argue with his sister, so he started to preument the conversation

by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020