Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

by super_rad February 23, 2023

la paraste de pechito

La paraste de pechito es cuando una persona es humillada por sus amigos

Nexxuz: Nefa llama al abogado
Nefa: Al que tengo aqui colgado?
Choricillo, Rusito y fazeback: Uuuuu la paraste de pechito loco

by Ydbsigbeif August 27, 2017

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

Pech Kiss

A Pech Kiss refers to the action of violently slamming one's face/lips into an area of hard ground, possibly after a skate-boarding accident or football tackle. Sometimes abbreviated "Pechkis".

("Pech" is most likely a horribly lame reference to the stone-people race in Dungeons and Dragons)

That horrible quarter-back just pulled a serious Pech kiss.

by wmQB July 17, 2011

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006

Pracher

one sexy bitch; doesnt like to think of herself as one, but everyone else wants to get in her pants

she is such a pracher!

by feivnelinv January 26, 2009

perch lips

The kind of lips you can rest your penis on.

Damn, girl!!! You got some perch lips!!!!

by HB711 November 24, 2017