Respect The Pouch

What the omnipresent Capri Sun would say when he is going to kill you.

RESPECT THE POUCH. RESPECT IT.

by ColombianJerk September 03, 2019

Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

by smilesalot February 06, 2014

muffin pouch

A “stay fresh”container in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.

Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.

by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020

Penguin Pouch

The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.

My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?

by Dr. Awesome! October 31, 2010

Kangaroo Pouch

When a person, usually female, tucks their tummies into their pants/bottom section of their outfit. It is a common practice to appear slimmer and overall improve their appearance.

Person A: “Hey, I just matched with this one chick on Tinder, look”.
Person B: “She looks kind of big. You don’t see her Kangaroo Pouch?”
Person A: “Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of stomach”.

by StarWarsJohn May 13, 2023

dollar pouch

a thong

i be stickin munies in dat beotches dollar pouch

by Andrew Mac-Daddy August 06, 2009

Tongue pouch

A "tongue pouch" is another work for a women's "cooter" or vagina.

Girl your tongue pouch is showing through your leggings!

by Haygurll May 05, 2016