Portland strong man

Two participants use a double sided dildo in their anus to play tug-o-war.

Ashley: my sphincter is so strong! I bet I could beat you in a Portland strong man conpetition!
Aubrey: bring it on bitch! Mine’s way tighter!!

by Hey Siri what’s my name May 3, 2018

Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Portland frank

When you put mustard on your dick

I gave Jenny a Portland frank

by Jimmy dean sausage 405 May 18, 2018

Portland puddin dip

When you dip your penis into dark chocolate pudding, cover it with coconut clusters, and dip it into your womans anus, who then puts it in her mouth and samples your masterpiece.

I was going to give her a jelly donut, but decided to go give her the portland puddin dip because we had some leftover pudding and coconut clusters.

by ross clitte February 20, 2009

Portland State University

a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!

wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...

Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again

Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!

by OUDux March 16, 2008

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

portland port a pottie

the disgusting sexual practice of defecating in another's mouth and then penetrating it.

no one has ever done the portland port a pottie, and no one ever should.

by wilnasty February 4, 2009