Pornhub

When you are horny one day and there is no one near you willing to help.

Shit, no ones here. Time for Pornhub

by IFUCKFORFREE_LONGSLONG December 2, 2019

Pornhub

the only best site ever to exist on the face of the earth

I watched pornhub yesterday, it was crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

by smell me69696969 November 28, 2023

Pornhub

A site where you look at large dicks and hope they don't have aids.

Guy 1) I want to watch pornhub.
Guy 2) Did you see the one video where a 18 year old grandchild fucked her grandpa.
Guy 1) Yes I did yesterday, it was old, soggy, and most of all HUGE.

by Damnitdave November 30, 2021

Pornhub

Everybody’s Favorite Website, Make Sure You Bring Lotion With You :3

Person A: Whacha Doin
Person B: Watching Pornhub
Person A: Dude Your So Fucking Weird Like Whyyyy

by Sorenlin Lucid June 25, 2022

Pornhub

A good site

Porn addict: Hey Bob you like porn
Bob: yeah do you know a site full of porn?
Porn addict: go to www.pornhub.com

by FortniteSexGamer69 July 5, 2021

Pornhub

Everyones favorite site, even old men like this site.
And if you hate this site, your missing out on fun

Its a site where most people pull their pants off and have sex, also prepare incognito.

"Ohhh, ohh daddy, fuck me even harder!"
JOHNNY WHY ARE YOU ON PORNHUB AGAIN
I TOLD YOU THAT ITS A SIN

by R983 August 15, 2022