by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
Get the Bingley Pizzamug. For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
Get the Pizza Shiftmug. Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
by Snarijuana July 14, 2017
Get the Boneless pizzamug. Vera: "Hey pizza rat!"
Rachel: "Are you referring to me?"
Corinne: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Rachel: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Corinne "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Vera: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Joe Biden: "Hey pizza rat!"
Megan thee Stallion: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"
Rachel: "Are you referring to me?"
Corinne: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Rachel: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Corinne "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Vera: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Joe Biden: "Hey pizza rat!"
Megan thee Stallion: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"
by pizzarat4life February 6, 2021
Get the pizza ratmug. 1. When Peter Parker delivers a pizza "late" and a girl chewing gum viciously isn't paying for those.
2. Every second of every day.
2. Every second of every day.
by Spider-ManPizzaBoy July 14, 2016
Get the Pizza Timemug. The ridge on the roof of your mouth that always seems to burn and peel when you are too impatient to wait for your pizza to cool down.
by Vivi. December 29, 2019
Get the Pizza Ridgemug. by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016
Get the Pizza shortsmug.