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physics

1. a genius's paradise. euphoria. better then sex.
2. hell.
3. a science class you take in high school. it's like math class, only more complicated. it sucks. don't take it if you don't have to.
1. Wow, physics makes me all hot and bothered. e = mc2!!
2. I got a 64% in physics and all i want to do is become an artist, not a fucking physicist, therefore, i fail high school and life just because i don't give a shit about einstien and how his balls dropped at the same rate as a pendgilum or whatever.
3. PHYSICS SUCKS.
by high school student December 28, 2005
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physics

when ass/boobs giggle when hot girls walk by
"She got an 'A' in physics" or "Check out the physics over there" or "The Physics at our school sucks"
by cox May 13, 2005
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PHYSICS

an acronym for masturbation; masturbation:

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When being told to explore new horizons,

"You should practice PHYSICS."
"Yes ma'am!"
by Browniezz October 12, 2009
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Canadian Physics

n. The term given when an object behaves in a manner totally different than one would expect from standard physics. Usually used in sports contexts.
I was ready to crush his return, but the ball took the weirdest bounce off the wall. It was like he used Canadian physics.
by Dextrocardia November 11, 2008
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Physics

To purge, create a laxative effect resulting in weapons grade flatulence and splattering shite all over the toilet.
Grandpa Will has been rocking the Jack LaLanne juicer again! Verl says that "physics" him! Why does he have to use our toilet at the Christmas party!
by Thebiglebowski10 December 28, 2010
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Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters
I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.
by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020
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Physics Bang

The act of betting smashed into the wall by shitty game physics.
Bro just got physics banged. lil Bitch
by GokuWorks November 18, 2020
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