wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail

dam your moring wood pecker be showing

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Pecker pad

Area of fat around the shaft of the pecker in overweight men.

My man needs to hit the gym, his pecker pad is growing.

by JustinWB82 August 25, 2021

Pecker Prints

When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...

"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."

by WillWordPower January 29, 2021

pecker nose

a strap on cock for your nose, also referring to people with big noses

frod has a pecker nose

by everyone April 7, 2005

Pecker Head

another term for dickhead

Korny said "Peaker head"

by JandBob January 15, 2003

pecker flea

a pecker flea is a male or female who is always on your dick. you know one of them fucks who just won't leave you alone

god damn it! that fucking guy was being such a fuckin pecker flea i just wanted to fuckin murder his ass

by uncle ruckess July 27, 2009

Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.

That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.

by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010