Twentynine Palms

After shooting ended the entire cast of “Hill With Eyes” relocated to a sink in the desert now known as Twentynine Palms”. When they first arrived there were indeed exactly 29 palms lining the trickle of water coming from the Oasis of Mara. Through the years these radioactive people were joined by outcast spouses from a U.S. Marine training base that was located nearby. Many of these wives were Vietnamese - all of whom became barbers or nail polishers. The other cast-off wives were all Thai, and they all opened massage shops and restaurants. Blowjobs for a fee were rumored to be prevalent. Now the future looks dim. Fewer punters are passing through, and some sharp cookies discovered the big acquifer out near Amboy (Cadiz) and began pumping millions of gallons of water, hopefully to sell to overdeveloped Orange County. Unfortunately, these sharp cookies could never get a right-of-way for pipes, and trucking the water made no sense. So the sharp cookies planted and watered endless lime groves in the desert, the springs dried up for miles around, and the bunnies and coyotes dried up and vanished. Now the “Hills Have Eyes” cast has brought about a whole new generation of retrogrades, and they, along with countless massusesand barbers are wandering the desert seeking a new home.

Avoid Twentynine Palms like the plague

by Slicknquick August 1, 2018

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Palm Buddies

A way to say "high five" for laughs. It is usually said by two straight males using gay voices.

Boy1: I passed the test!

Boy2: Alright! Palm buddies!

-High fives with a gay jump-

Class: (laughs)

by Alison K. December 16, 2009

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blue palms

when you initiate a high five and get ignored or denied resulting in a state similar to blue balls

wiley: "that shit was awesome!"
bono: goes for a high five
wiley: ....
bono: "come on man high five me, dont give me blue palms"

by omegaxen February 8, 2014

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chin palm

The ideal way to eat muff, done by placing the on the dominant palm, and creating a hook with the dominant middle finger to simultaneously pleasure the G spot with the hook and the clitoris with the tounge.

I hit my girl with the chin palm last night; I got her off in 60 seconds

by muffmasterflex March 27, 2015

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