pain-body

From the philosophy of best-selling author and spiritualist Eckhart Tolle, a pain-body is the collective manifestation of all the pain, misery, and sorrow a person has ever gone through their entire life, and all the things they inherited from their culture and family history as well. A person's pain-body feeds and strengthens itself by making themselves and others miserable. Tolle suggests that when someone is trying to pick a fight with you, piss you off, or just generally be a nuisance, it's simply their pain-body trying to feed. When someone is constantly on your ass about something, trying desperately to make your life miserable, they're said to have a very dense pain-body.

John: "Man, that Mary-ann is a walking pain-body if I ever saw one. She's been trying to piss me off all day."

Pete: "Then you probably shouldn't have married the bitch, huh?"

John: "Fuck you."

by Kevnar May 4, 2008

pain train

what's gonna put the hurt on ya

the pain train is a-comin'

by conductor September 13, 2005

Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.

Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.

by redwind64 February 11, 2005

The Pain Series

A disgusting montage of incredibly disturbing images, such as pierced multiple rotten vaginas, severed heads, goatse, gangrene, etc. Compiled when goatse got old.

Psychiatrist: Why is your mind racked daily with excruciating pain?

Patient: I got a link to the Pain Series

by Baraldo September 13, 2006

Pain in the ane

Phrased used in place of "pain in the ass". "Ane" is short for anus. Plus, it rhymes. So that's good.

My dog won't stop chewing the couch. He's being a real pain in the ane.

by AssHull10 February 28, 2011

Pain Angel

Have you ever made a snow angel? Well its sort of like that. When you slam after a fall its sort of a natural reaction to just lay out.

Oh Oh Oh Oh wait for it wait for it.... PAIN ANGEL!

by Scream.X October 11, 2011

T Pain

Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.

"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"

by nomanature April 2, 2009