Only in Ohio

A stupid ass TikTok meme that was never funny to begin with.

*Someone getting beaten to death*

Bystanders:
"Only in Ohio!! 🤓" ".......Shut the fuck up."

by gerget March 7, 2023

Only on Tuesdays

A prase to be said to confuse people when asked if you are something derroghitory and/or bad

When asked if he was gay, Feir replied, "Only on Tuesdays."

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

If only

A retort that means, "What you've just said is plainly not true, although I certainly wish it were."

"I'm never going to call or e-mail you again." "If only!"

"Aren't you worried about the Republicans? Once they get into office, they'll reduce the size of government." "If only!"

by Doctor Whom August 3, 2005

only 15

When you have sex with a girl and after words she tells you that she's only fifteen. When she tells you this you freak out saying the phrase "what do you mean you're only 15!"

When me and my girl finished having sex she looked at me and said "that was the best sex I've had in my fifteen years." I then responded with "only 15!"

by Johnnygoodmeme March 10, 2017

Good Vibes Only

A pithy expression of those of below-average intelligence for whom composing an original thought is one step too far.

Dan: what are you seeking on this dating site?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: how do you define good vibes
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: what's your best virtue and worst vice?
Lisa: good vibes only
Dan: thanks for your time, I'll pass
Lisa: good vibes only

by CuioGeo May 2, 2022

Its only a bleedin' whistle

The reply to any question in which you are stuck for an answer.

Friend - why didn't you come to my party on Friday?

Reply - Aww its only a bleedin' whistle

This phrase was coined from father Ted, when Father Damien/Damo steals Mr Benson's whistle.
When caught for this terrible crime he can’t see why such a big deal was made over the whistle being stolen and replies, “it’s only a bleedin' whistle"

by jimmymc22 April 2, 2009

read only

The mode your brain goes into after drinking too much. Much like file protections on a PC. A sub-state of Read/Write mode, which people normally operate in.

I really did that? I must have gone read only pretty early after those lemon drop shots.

by C M Lee February 18, 2009