by Foz April 23, 2006
by Young JJ November 06, 2007
An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.
Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.
by Maynard'sVanguard March 21, 2007
by Anonymous October 31, 2002
Brian W. is a rebel Poser Tool because he trys to fit in with the skaters and does what they tell him to.
by 8th grade class of 2007 June 03, 2007
One who is, as J.D. Salinger wrote in "Catcher in the Rye," a "phony." Someone who is false, a media whore, a douchebag, and a servant (or tool) or the Man. The best example, the paradigm of tooldom, is Carson Daly, as quite correctly noted above. Other famous tools include Geraldo Rivera, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Stephen Baldwin, Tony Danza, Wayne Brady, Tom Arnold, Ben Affleck, Linkin Park, and most ironically of all, Tim Allen.
by Dr. Zhivago January 25, 2006
Someone who thinks theyre all that but theyre really not.Someone who everyone hates.Someone who talks smack about themselves to prove to other people that theyre life is interesting.
a tool: oh yeah i smoke weed and get drunk every night.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool
EJ AGUADO.
his "so called friend": umm he really doesnt, he's a pussy.
a jock: yeah he's a tool
EJ AGUADO.
by hlahsldjahg November 19, 2005