Lawn mower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and cuts all your pubes
by Lova man May 15, 2015
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lawn sausage

affectionate name for large propane storage tanks mounted above grade
He spent most of his day trimming the bushes around his lawn sausage.
by Person that is good February 24, 2009
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Lawn Guyland

A place that New Jerseyans are very fond of making fun of, even though the stereotypes and behavior of people from this locale and North Jersey are almost indistinguishable.

See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).
guy from North Jersey: look at that douchebag! he's got to be from Lawn Guyland!
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!
by Akshen September 08, 2009
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lawn mower

One whom mows lawns / Tyler.
You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?
by Tyler Kadell October 13, 2007
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fair lawn

a russian jew town in northern nj. nothing to ever do. home to some of the funniest nd immature kids.. everyone smokes. home to radburn nd river road
Dave: lets go to river road in fair lawn and check out the russian store
Ivan: no, they smell really bad

Bob: lets go to the parking lot for a smoke
Rob: sure
by ............////,. October 14, 2007
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mow the lawn

Hitting on your friend's girlfriend, or having sexual relations with with a friend's girlfriend
Hey bro' sorry I hit on your girlfriend. I didn't mean to "mow the lawn", or "mow your lawn". Ican't belive my buddy "mowed my lawn" last Saturday night!
by Paul Schultz March 21, 2006
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Lawn Jockey

the Mexican crew that comes to mow the white mans yard weekly
I just hired me a lawn jockey for $25 a week
by Upinya69 November 14, 2018
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