Ruby Ropes

When you have kidney stones and all you do is piss blood clots.

Bob: Bro, sorry to hear about the kidney stones. You throwing ruby ropes?
Dave: Dude. Most emasculating thing ever.

by The Real Artimus Prime March 27, 2020

Rope snooker

The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.

Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.

by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016

rope daddy

A synonym for sex or sexual intercourse. Most commonly used in the British dialect specifically in east wales.

Oi bruv did you slag her?
No bruv we had a glass of wine, put on the notebook and rope daddyed

by Lil dewdrop June 2, 2023

Hound Rope

Hound Rope - The faecal matter from canines, which comes in the form of a long smooth piece of cord.

A polite word for dog shit.

Have you seen the state of my lawn Mr Plimm, it is peppered with and hound rope. Get Podge Boff to clean it at once.

by Corky Cork June 24, 2010

Catching Ropes

To commit Suicide through hanging yourself.

- Have you heard of the incident at the hospital nearby?
- Yeah, I heard someone be catching ropes.
___
- Got fired today. Finna catch these ropes my guy.
- Lmao, bet.

by Fordoggen October 21, 2018

Chokin’ Rope

Swallowing a hot, rope load of cum.

Rachel is the best at chokin’ rope. She doesn’t miss a drop. Such a good girl.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

roping effect

n. A "roping" like ejaculation that forms a stream of semen.

n. when a noose or slipknot tightens around a body part.

ex. A "pearl necklace" can be achieved through the roping effect.

ex. The roping effect can lead to strangulation.

by theropingeffect January 30, 2010