MOMMY VALO

MOMMY VALO IS THE MOST COOLEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NIA ELISE MUFFIN AND HADI
SHES HAS BROWN HAIR AND SHE HOT ASF

HAVING FUN WITH HER FRIENDS CHILLING LOVING

everyone: AYO WHERES VALO

*VALO JOINED THE CHAT *
everyone: VALOOOOOOO ILY BIG FAN FUCK ME HAVE KIDS WITH ME

mommy valo: BET

everyone: LETS GOOO

by urihvh June 23, 2021

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mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.

I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.

by bawtx May 12, 2011

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salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

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scary mommy

a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog

Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick

scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER

by lil pickle bro August 4, 2019

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Mommy Guge

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

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