Oatmeal people

someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal

person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG February 1, 2021

Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.

“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”

by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 25, 2014

Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65

I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie

by DollFace07 March 17, 2023