Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.

I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy

by Zach Asshole May 9, 2008

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

logan searfoss

that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

by wrinkleman May 4, 2018

oatmeal rock

listening to creepy death metal or bands that just completely suck and should be shot.

Hey, Brice and I just bought the new Nickleback. Do you guys want to come have some oatmeal and yogurt while we jam out. Next week I'm going to buy the latest Buckcherry, now that's "oatmeal rock".

by jessp July 17, 2007

Oakman

Nickname for David Rosenthal, a member of the notorious K & O Factor. Rocks pure Oakley, from clothes, to shades. DOn;t fuck with him

YO there's the Oakman with the new Romeos.

by Khiladi April 1, 2005

oatbag

a duecebag + a hick and sometimes + fat

dude, rafa is such a oatbag

by Gmoney May 13, 2005

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.

After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.

After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.

by fuckedatfuge March 17, 2009

Ottmans!

A term used to 'shoo' somebody off in an irritable way

'It's time to go to bed now Bethan! Go on! Ottmans!'

by Lettuce-love June 11, 2009