doey deer

a buck with no antlers, aka a hot guy with no balls
so i let this guy get me wasted last night and he didnt even try to fuck me...what a doey deer
by jonnydeepp January 05, 2011
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Wounded Deer

The girl who at the end of the night is being carried into a cab by a guy looking to score. The drunkest, easiest girl at a party who is easy prey for horny guys.
-"I saw you took down a wounded deer last night"
-"Niggas gotta fuck"
by B4LT1M0RE Thuggin July 09, 2010
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Flying Deer

A drink made out of a shot of Jaegermeister and a half can of Red Bull.
Also known as jaegerbomb or jagerbomb, but sounds better and is the common name in Europe for this drink.

Mike: Do they have Jaegerbombs in Europe?
Gerald: What is it?
Mike: Jaegermeister mixed with Red Bull.
Gerald: Oh yeah, but we call it Flying Deer.
Mike: Well, then let's order some Flying Deers!
by Geraldtheaustrian August 07, 2007
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deer boofing

The act of re-arranging deer statues, particularly those made of christmas lights, in erotic positions.
"It's December 1, deer boofing season is open."
"No way, those deer don't know what is about to hit them."
by Nate-o November 22, 2007
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Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking
I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?
by Raular January 10, 2018
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John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.
by jmansherron December 19, 2008
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deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 28, 2011
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