New jersey

A place where people do nothing and claim that they are the greatest.
1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island.
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!
by NJ=gay May 03, 2004
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Hot chicks (like Tara Reid) dudes in camaros and fast talkin hard core mofos cus they got stuck inbetween Philly and NYc. JErsey What
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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new york and pennsylvania's bitch

jersey devils suck
new yorker- Hey I sure do have a lot of trash I've got to get rid of

pennsylvanian-Me too, lets dump it on new jersey
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Toxic waste dump of a state, both literally and figuratively.
"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."
by Anonymous September 05, 2003
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When I die, I hope I don't end up in New Jersey
by Shasta McNasta October 28, 2003
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New Jersey

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
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the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
by nicole February 16, 2005
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