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New Jersey 

new york and pennsylvania's bitch

jersey devils suck
new yorker- Hey I sure do have a lot of trash I've got to get rid of

pennsylvanian-Me too, lets dump it on new jersey
New Jersey by 116605 December 28, 2005

New Jersey 

"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."
New Jersey by Anonymous September 5, 2003

New Jersey 

When I die, I hope I don't end up in New Jersey
New Jersey by Shasta McNasta October 28, 2003

New Jersey 

America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
New Jersey by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

new jersey 

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
new jersey by nicole May 13, 2005

New Jersey 

"The Garbage State"

Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")

Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.
I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!
New Jersey by NJSux November 22, 2004