connor nelson

A little kid who has a small penis and won't stop bullying

Connor Nelson can do bad things

by Connor nelson March 10, 2017

nelson rocks

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

by nelso December 16, 2004

Admiral Nelson

The bottle of Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum needed to make you not remember that Thursday night

' Yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'

' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'

by Baldasssssss October 7, 2009

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

LORD NELSON

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,

and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.

Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads

by Masterg1 November 9, 2023

Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.

A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.

by L@mi@ February 5, 2021

Pearl Nelson

The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.

Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.

by BilboBagginkins March 2, 2023