"I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--they'll probably mis-interpret this nelson ring your mom gave me last night."
by Guslah August 2, 2008
Get the Nelson ringmug. by nelso December 16, 2004
Get the nelson rocksmug. ' Yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'
' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'
' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'
by Baldasssssss October 7, 2009
Get the Admiral Nelsonmug. - The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
Get the The J. Nelsonmug. A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023
Get the LORD NELSONmug. Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.
by 12packers May 2, 2018
Get the jordy nelsonmug. When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.
a.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment
b.
StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
Get the Nelson Momentmug.