Ned's Newt

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.
Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!
by midfag June 26, 2018
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Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.
Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”
by FinnShart October 31, 2022
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Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.
Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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Ned Lamont

A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.
Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
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testecle ned

yo that kid looks like testecle ned
by jonny April 04, 2003
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Eluned(Ned)

Eluned is the name of a really cool welsh girl but everyone calls her Ned
Typically has a good taste in music and dresses really cool
The definition of Eluned(Ned) is a a cool welsh girl. When someone’s name is Eluned, they are probably cool. If you’re pulling a Ned (Eluned) then you’ve earned the respect of everyone else because of how cool you are😎😎
“Wow you look so cool today”
“Yeah I was pulling a Ned”
by koolestkahooter November 03, 2019
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Ned Kelly

to bash someone for looking at you funny.
Dazza: that guy over there is looking at ya funny

Nat: where is he? I'll ned kelly him!
by strayadogs January 14, 2017
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