National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

Walk up to anyone and grab some ass

“Bored just grab some ass why not its national grab ass day”

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

National grab ass day

It’s national grab ass day on June 11th
Single or taken grab a girl ass

I just grabbed a girls ass because it’s national grab ass day

by Dr.yffb June 7, 2019

National grab ass day

Doesn't matter for today just be prepared to have your ass grabbed

"Just grab her ass its national grab ass day."

by Kinglopez24 April 11, 2019

National Ass pic day

November 4

It's November 4! Its national ass pic day

by himfr696969 December 4, 2024