Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

nanny chach

When the 19 year old sexy nanny from house poor Iowa shows up and is in your house taking care of the kids and you day dream of the nanny bending over too far

O fuck i finally ate the nanny chach and yumm

by Fukhammer69 March 30, 2020

Nanny-Noo Ha’s

A term used for old women’s breasts.

Old woman: “girls these days show too much..”
Young girl: “shut up Nanny-Noo Ha’s”

or

Old woman: “Got to get my Nanny-Noo Ha’s for the dilfs”

by ilovewetfarts2 June 9, 2023

Nanny

a cool
person that eats

omg ur earring nanny

by Really the shut November 25, 2022

Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.

Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?

by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 25, 2020

Sassy nanny

A word used in game Wordle that uses the same letter in 3 of the 5 letter positions.

The Wordle answer today was a Sassy Nanny because the answer was “horror” which used the letter “R” three times.

by Jamisonshine November 14, 2023

Nanny

1. A name for a grandmother, specifically the good ones.
2. A babysitter

1. "Nanny, can we go to the dollar store bcus I want to buy a 'for sale' sign."
2. "NANNY GIV MILK!!

by TheRealTiffany December 21, 2021