my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth

'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '

by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

Hahaha

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

by anonymous June 10, 2022

My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.

My name is... big fat mama llama.

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022

hi my name is Mami

It’s a Japanese name mean beautiful flower

Hi my name is Mami.

by Ms1997 November 22, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

My Name Is Caine

He is your bitch.

“My name is Caine. I am your bitch. And I’m here to show you the most horny, sex appealing, pornographic imagery you’ve ever laid your eyes upon! He’s also here to destroy Vivziepop’s career.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs January 17, 2024

Thats My Name

The awesome answer to any serious question, this answer may not provide the correct answer to the question being asked but regardless the act of screaming "That's My Name" is still awesome.

T.j. repeatedly asks Carlos where the Biology book is and Carlos yells in T.J.'s ear "Thats My Name!!"

by sexyboi69 August 23, 2011