Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

murder car

A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.

Nick: Do you want to pack a bowl?
Steve: We're out of weed.
Nick: Time to call the murder car.

by goodprop April 25, 2011

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018

Murder worth

A slang for Fort Worth Texas because of the high rate of violence and homicide in recent years.

I’m from murder worth Texas

by Almightytrae May 10, 2018

murder machine

1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass

2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.

3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you

4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon

5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass

stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine

yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine

(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!

by fuckov March 5, 2008

murder out

blacking out every possible surface on a car's exterior. black wheels, dark tint, black paint (sometimes flat), no chrome, no color...just black....all black.

yo i murder out my ride and now the 5-0 won't stop frontin

they think i'm riding dirty

by iammatt May 15, 2008