Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.

That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.

by Justhefactsmam August 3, 2017

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024

bone muffler

Vag, pussy, vagina (a penis warmer/holder)

That babe’s got a bone muffler that just won’t quit

by sleazmeister December 17, 2023

South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

The forbidden muffler

The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box

Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it

by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021

the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.

Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010

Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

by Binary01 July 23, 2019