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Monte Vista Highschool, danville

A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
by Cantblametheyouth April 30, 2010
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Monte Vista

The most ghetto town west of the Mississippi river. Located in the San Luis Valley, the only thing more abundant then the Mexicans are the heroin overdoses. The only people that live here are drug lords and potato farmers. Not only are the people here annoying, they are literally AIDS. If you're looking to get mugged on your way to church come to Monte.
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