moet

champaigne for the highest society.

Biggy Biggy Smalls - "up in the club sippin Mo-et is where you'll find me."

by djanser May 13, 2003

moled out

Basically the equivalent of being dicked out. Generally used as a verb, though can be used otherwise while intoxicated. Usually mistaken for "mold out" by the uninitiated. Can sometimes be followed by random statements that describe how moled out it is, such as: "to the fullest", "to the max", "to the core", etc.

mole 1) Yo nigga what happened to that blunt?
mole 2) We smoked that bitch hours ago man...
mole 1) Maaaaan thats fucking moled out to the max
mole 2) To the core?
mole 1) Dual core nigga.

by ThatMoleFaSho March 11, 2008

MOBETTA

Mobetta meaning fly, sassy, hot. Term of endearment.

Mobettaflygirl first used by the Sugar Hill Gang to define fly women. Later made famous by Spike Lee "Mobetta Blues" meaning going through but with Swagg.

by Mobettaflygirl April 17, 2011

playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game

I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

by SamuraiSevens November 8, 2008

whack-a-mole

While fucking doggy-style, right as the guy is about to cum the girl smacks him in the nuts through her legs and shouts "Whack-a-mole!"

Guy: I'm gonna cum, baby!

Girl: <smacking his nuts> Whack-a-mole!

Guy: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH! FUCK! <groans and coughs>

Girl: I love you.

by Jive Bandit August 13, 2010

Molearchy

Molearchy: A more polite term for moleshit, and advanced form of bullshit/malarchy. Usually involves ditching people so you can buy starbucks for a chick who doesnt like you or moleshit story you think is cool.

Mole: yeah i broke my leg skiing, I had to go down a mountain on one leg with no meds.
Moles Dad: Thats moleshit I carried your ass.
JJ: watch your language!
Moles Dad: I mean thats molearchy.

by mortimer green January 8, 2009

Mole Man

Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.

"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."

by MoleMan97 February 13, 2012