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MILF

Cornelius: "What is this 'MILF' acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days?"

Lie Bot: "It stands for 'May I Leave Flowers?'. You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style."
by Zerotime January 14, 2009
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MILF

Mum id like 2 fuck

From the movie, AMERICAN PIE.
A hot mum who evry guy wants 2 shag basically!
Woahhhh!! She is such a MILF!!!!
by Tanya-xx April 21, 2006
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milf

mother I'd like (to) fuck
John: Mariska Hargitay?

Brian: Damn she a milf.
by slxnt_ May 11, 2014
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MILF

Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.
Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.
by huntersapussy February 25, 2011
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Milfs

Miniaturized Intelligent Life Form(s)
Yo, i was talking in a group of milfs and they are friends with my mom
by Kuro Wolfgang April 9, 2019
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milf

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016
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